Button grab bag
You want buttons? We've got buttons. Badges? We don't need no stinking badges... ahem. Anyway, we're now offering the opportunity to buy buttons for a ridiculously low price. What's the catch you say? There's always a catch. Here it is, the catch is that the buttons will vary. You'll always get 2 of them, but you'll never know which 2 you'll get. You never know what we'll find under a shelf in the GNU Press warehouse so if you like a surprise, order yourself a button grab bag. If you don't like them you'll have only spent $3 and you have some buttons to share with your friends. But, I mean, really, most of these will have a gnu on them, how can you go wrong?